Excuses!

Hey! This is my first blog!

So I hate homework and I'm quite sure you do too. So here are 32 fun excuses for not giving in your homework!!

1. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.
2. I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.
3. A bunch of nerds stole it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.
4. We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.
5. My mother took it to have it framed. 
6. It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stole it.
7. I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
8. I wasn't able to do my homework this weekend because when I went ice fishing, the heater inside of the tent got too close to the wall of the tent, starting it on fire. And when I ran out of there, I realized that my cat was still in there. My cat was in there because all the small fish that I catch, I just give to my cat. But when I went back for my cat, the fire was too hot. So I spent the weekend morning the loss of my cat.
9. "You said do questions 1-10. You didn't say bring them in." 
10. I couldn't turn in her homework because my younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was. 
11. My house is being fumigated and I don't want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
12. I left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt in the wash.
13. I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the previous night's homework.
14. My Dad accidentally put it in his briefcase and took it to work.
15. My flash drive exploded.
16. The cleaning lady threw it away.
17. I felt like doing the whole book on the bus ride home, so I did -- but after the first 116 pages, I got bus-sick and puked all over the workbook and all my homework! What a coincidence, eh? So I started an extra credit report about World War I & II in my car going back home after dinner and, lo and behold!, my clumsy little siblings all felt carsick and hurled all over it and the World War library book (that'll explain the School Library fine). And it was already too late to start another one, so my mom wrote me a note excusing me for not bringing in my homework. I was looking at it on the bus when Billy (or whoever), who was sitting next to me, felt really sick and guess what happened?
18. I put it in the safe, but lost the combination.
19. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
20. Had to bail mom out of jail again.
21. A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
22. The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
23. I was in the lunch room and another student started criticizing you and I just couldn't let that go without letting him know he was wrong. I searched through my backpack to find something to throw at him, and all I could find was today's homework assignment, so I let him have it.
24. I thought the assignment was uninspiring. I read Moby Dick instead. 
25. I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
26. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.It wasn't challenging enough.
27. I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
28. A man came into my house last night and threatened to commit suicide. Well, it turns out he had a split-personality, so it was considered a hostage situation. It was a big commotion. Police, ambulance, everything! I can't believe you didn't hear about it! That's why I couldn't get my homework done.
29. A mad circus clown stole it on my bus stop and tried luring me into his house with it.
30. I dropped it in the toilet accidentally and it got flushed. 
31. I dont have my homework because we got a new paper shredder and my mom shredded my assignment.
32. My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

I know most of them are silly, but hey you can still try them on your teachers (just not the ones without a sense of humour)